Because its funny...

Enjoy!

juuust because I love you doves
xo

I love the biggest loser.

Hell to the yes. I've spent the last 48 hours watching it non-stop on netflix. THEY HAVE 10 SEASONS ON THERE!! So the week after new years I was all motivated and worked out six days in a row and lost 5 pounds, but then because I felt so accomplished I went out and got trashed and ate every food item i had in the house. Which is pretty hilarious because I bought diet food, which means I ate like six microwaved corn tortillas with olive oil and nutritional yeast and some carrot sticks with ranch. Then i discovered my raw tofu, and tofu hotdogs, granola bars, nuts, frozen edamame tofu hunks, veggie pot stickers, apples and peanut butter.

Needless to say all that combined with my alcohol consumption ended in me gaining the weight back. This last week, i've hopped back on the wagon and am down four pounds and have been consistently working out.

On a side note- if you are over weight and embarrassed to go to the gym because you think the skinny bitches are judging you, don't be.

1. If they are fuck them, they obviously have low self esteem if they are judging someone for changing their life style.

2. When ever I see a over weight girl haulin' ass at the gym, I'm freaking impressed and secretly congratulate them .I'm not judging your huge thighs I'm routing for you.


ohh and also, today is my second full day without a cigarette!

go me :)

that fuc**** girl.

I think i've become her. The girl who loves anyone she sleeps with and becomes a creepy stalker after sex. Yupp apparently thats me due to recent evidence. So to explain that rebound i mentioned,I think I must have liked him more than i admitted. Here is the odd part though, he asked me to be his girlfriend and i said yes but then I broke up with him via text message literally a week later because i was convinced he was blowing me off. annd i'm a crazy person.

anywhoo i ran in to him tonight at a bar... also i looked awesome so go me.

but also sent a text i semi regret- except it was true.


oh and i'm drunk blogging so i lose.

annnnnnnd i'm struggling to type ( you have no idea how long this post took me).

but anyways even though i curled my hair and am far more cool and attractive than him, I lose.


the end.

Goodbye 2011 Hello 2012

Happy New Year Doves!

2012's word for the year: Discovery.

I don't know if I ever told you but my favorite holiday is new year's, to me it symbolizes a fresh start. I'm hoping that this year will be far better than 2011, 2010, and 2009- all of which kind of sucked for me. I was so excited I got new year's eve off this year and my friend and I went to portland and spent it at the top of the Nine's building, sixteenth floor. We drank champagne on the roof and looked over the sparkling city. It was lovely.

So i've noticed a lot of people have given up on new years resolutions due to them not coming true. I am not one of those people.

Resolutions for 2012: (You'll notice they are pretty similar to 2011 resolutions, this is because I am a failure).

- Quit smoking
- Drink Water
- Get fit, look bangin' this summer
- Move to California
- Start New career direction
- Quit my job
- Blog at least twice a month, but aim for once a week.
- Stop facebook stalking your ex boyfriends.


These are the goals. It's happening- just watch me shine.

so seven months worth of catching up...

Hi doves, i'm sure by now you have forgotten all about me but in case you were wondering I am indeed still alive.

So to catch you up here are ten things you should know that have happened in the last seven months.

1. I hate my job, and they make me cry.

2. I'm pursuing a degree in school that really doesn't inspire me and I may have just wasted the last two years of my life.

3. I'm kind of a jaded person right now.( in case you couldn't tell by numbers 1 and 2).

4. Barely any of my new years resolutions have came true. Yes, i'm still a fat gross smoker.

5. I'm blonde now :)

6. I broke up with Alder. He was dumb.

7. I had rebound sex fourth person ever. I'm not really sure how to feel about this yet, even though we are sort of dating.

8. I think i want to move to california for no good tangible reason.

9. i turned 21.

attractive.

10. I'm drinking too much tequila.



sooo.... what have i missed in your life?

Cinco de mayo was CRAZY

& 14 days ago- i know.

but I didn't blog and tell you about the crazy awesome raging drunk times I had because I actually stayed at home and drank tilt mixed with pina colada mix and assembled a puzzle.


Literally.

A PUZZLE.

Cheers to that.

Can't believe I never told you...

Those three words that can change the whole dynamic of a relationship were spoken. This incident probably happened about a month and a half ago, so Yes- I am very late.

When I first realized I L-L-L...o..v..e (d)- god hard to say- Alder he was meeting my mother for the first time. They were having an intense conversation about the future and his aspirations, we were sitting on the couch and I suddenly felt hot and itchy.

like realllly itchy...

The more they talked the more I scratched, until finally they looked over at me and said with alarm,

"OMG COLOR YOU ARE HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION- THOSE ARE HIVES!!!"


So then as my eyes began to swell up and get puffy alder rushed me to the pharmacy, where the pharmacist told me it was probably do to stress.

Later on alder asked me if I ever figured out why I broke out in hives all the sudden, I told him I didn't want to talk about it.


SO the day that alder said those three words I had not yet expressed or fully admitted my feelings... at least not on purpose.

Earlier that day he had called me and I instictively said at the end of the conversation,

"Okay love you bye!" because this is my general goodbye to all my friends. I didn't realize I had said it until he text me...

" you said you love me"

CRAP!!!

So as any super sly mature person would, I denied it completely.

Then later that night We were laying in bed when he said it...

"i love you color."

and looked into my eyes with sincerity.

What did I do? Did I look deeply into his eyes and kiss him and tell him I loved him too?

NOPE.

I started laughing uncontrollably and hid under the covers... because I'm mature.

Then he hated me.
Then he said it again.
Then i said "Thanks".

annnnnd then I told him i loved him too and explained why i laughed wasn't because he was retarded but was because i'm literally allergic to loving him.


The End.

p.s I love you ;)